OBAMA: (bowing) Welcome Chairman Hu. We welcome a new season of cooperation between our countries.
HU: Your country is washed up. You are all a bunch of has-beens.
OBAMA: We are here to make your visit as special as we can. Just ask and it is yours.
HU: I want no questions from the media
OBAMA: We’d really like China to buy a bunch of our stuff.
HU: Sure, We’re buying it with your money anyway.
OBAMA: China needs to improve in the area of human rights.
HU: Yeah, so….?
OBAMA: China is unfairly manipulating the value of its currency.
HU: Yeah, so…?
OBAMA: this has been an historic visit.
HU: You really don’t know who you are dealing with, do you?
