I’m afraid I’m having a bit too much fun with the whole “six contradictions” thing. I promise to post on something else tomorrow. But I couldn’t resist.
Herewith, Six Contradictions of Pinball
* Pinball is much more fun than video games — yet video games seem to attract more people
* Video games attract more people — yet video games can only do what someone programmed them to do
* Video games can only do what someone programmed them to do — yet people think they’re having fun
* People think they’re having fun — yet pinball is even more fun
* Pinball is even more fun — yet it costs less and lasts longer
* Pinball costs less and lasts longer — yet video games seem to attract more people
A friend of mine says it’s hard to play pinball with both hands wrapped around your throat.
May 6th, 2010 12:00 pm
Ye hath aroused thine Almighty Wizard “Jinx” from long slumber. As honorable token, he waveth his scepter in thy direction and leaveth 16 games upon 1 quarter unto thee, as he must journey forth to Lit class.
May 6th, 2010 12:05 pm
Does this mean I get extra ball?