Jul 08 2008
What month is it this month?
Here is a list of all the months that Congress has designated over the last 18 months.
This is really important stuff, and I think we need to suggest some more months to Congress for designation as special events.
National Ear Mark Month
National Jump The Shark Month
National Stay Home, I Can’t Afford Gas Month
National Snail Darter Awareness Month
National Antarctica Isn’t Melting Month
National CIA Suspicion Month
National Late-Term Abortion Rights Month
National Polygamy If You’re Islamic Month
National White Married Male Churchgoer Heritage Month
National Red-Haired People’s Awareness Month
National Homeless Trombonists Awareness Month and National Wear Brass Day
National Honk If You’re On Jihad Day
National Firearms Registration and Confiscation Month (to be celebrated only once)
National Talk Radio Heritage Month
National Toe-Tapping In Airport Rest Rooms Awareness Month
National Cash In The Freezer Month and National Wear Green Day
National Mark Steyn Day
National Mecca Is That Way Day
National Kennedy Compound Windmills Month
National Open Borders Month
National Islamic Terrorist Apologists Month (to be timed with Ramadan each year)
National Let’s Cancel Congress Until Next Year Month
